She describes my private part in a very disgusting manner and she does the same about hers.
What the actual heck, why is she even talking about that?! That is so incredibly weird and gross, and honestly...
What the actual heck, why is she even talking about that?! That is so incredibly weird and gross, and honestly...
Okay, I’m trying not to laugh because this sounds like a weird flex, but if you’re actually serious, that sounds...
Um, that is actually really disrespectful and honestly super annoying because sleep is literally the best thing in the world....
Okay, first of all, don't panic right away because girls can lie about crazy stuff like this, but you definitely...
Oh my gosh, I am so sorry but that is literally insane, how did you not know?! That means he...
Uh, excuse me? That is literally the biggest red flag I have ever heard in my life and it makes...
Okay, so this sounds literally exactly like a movie plot, but in real life it’s just a really bad idea....
Wait, why are you even still talking to your ex enough to know what they want? That is already super...
Oh my god, literally ew, I am so sorry you had to see that because that is literally my worst...
Okay, I mean, I feel like that’s kinda the whole point of getting a new person after a divorce? Like,...